The 
Kinesthetic Cue Dance Club

 

Welcomes you to the
Wonderful World of Dancing

  November 2017

Begin with the end in mind and you shall have no failure. LAO TZU

November Introductory Special

Two (2) Half Hour Private Lessons

One (1) Group Class

One (1) Two Hour Dance Party

Only $15

 

Friends, Inc.

Bags of Blessings

     2 cans of corn
     2 cans of green beans
     1 can cranberry sauce
     1 can sweet potatoes
     1 box or bag of stuffing
     1 box macaroni and cheese
     1 cake mix and frosting
     $10 for turkey

These meals are to assist the elderly with their Thanksgiving dinners and will be taken to Friends, Inc on November 16th for distribution.

Thank you and may God Bless You.

 

 

Kinesthetic Cue Dance Club Gift Certificates

 

 November  2017

Foxtrot

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday


 


 

 

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Preliminary
Bronze Group Class 7pm

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Intermediate
Bronze Group 7pm

Dance Party
8-10pm

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Daylight savings time ends

Fall back and gain one hour of sleep tonight

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Beginner
Group class: FOXTROT
7 pm

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Preliminary
Bronze Group Class 7pm
 

 

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Veterans Day

Intermediate
Bronze Group  7pm

Dance Party
8-10pm

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Beginner
Group class: RUMBA
7 pm

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Preliminary
Bronze Group Class 7pm

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Intermediate
Bronze Group  7pm

Dance Party
8-10pm

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Beginner
Group class:
WALTZ
7 pm

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Thanksgiving
Dance 7-9

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Intermediate
Bronze Group  7pm

Dance Party
8-10pm

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Last Saturday Social
~
Dancing from 8-10
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Christmas Decorating

 

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Beginner
Group class:
SWING
7 pm

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  And now ... some turkey jokes (we couldn't resist):

A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No, they're dead." 

What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing; they are already stuffed.


Is turkey soup good for your health?
Not if you're the turkey.

Why did the turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a gobbler.


Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show that he wasn't chicken.


Did you hear about the government officials who talked turkey?
They spoke gobbledygook.


Or, as the mother turkey said to her daughter as she wolfed down her meal, "Don't gobble your food."

Why are turkeys so good at arithmetic?
Because they count the number of chopping days until Thanksgiving.


Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.


Why did the band leader save the drumsticks from thirty- eight turkeys?
Because he wanted seventy-six tom bones.


Why do turkeys have such a persecution complex?
Because they're cut to pieces, they have the stuffing knocked out of 
them, and they're picked on for days after Thanksgiving.


Thanksgiving in the UK: A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK.

"Yes," the British journalist replied, "but we celebrate it on the 6th of September."

"Why then?"

"That's when you chaps left."

As the leftover turkey said after it was wrapped up and refrigerated,
"Foiled again."

 

And one mushroom joke:

What do you call the mushroom who went into the bar and bought everyone a drink?

A fungi.

 

   

 

 

 

  

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Never have a lump.
May your cranberries be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!


 Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Coming in December:

Dance of the month will be Rumba

for Thursday and Friday group classes

 

Ugly Christmas Sweater contest
 

December 15th

8:00

 

 


Christmas Dinner-dance with the Huntsville Ski Club
December 16th


KCDC Dirty Santa Christmas party and gift exchange
 Friday, December 22rd


Closed Christmas Eve and Christmas Day
 December 24th and 25th

 

 

 

   
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